Please Don’t Choke The Water Bottle
Please don’t choke the water bottle we cannot stand the sound of crinkling plastic folding up then falling to the
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Anthony C. Hayes
Here’s To The Brown Family Tree!
My rich family tree has long been watered by the blood of many a hero But in looking back now
Read moreOur Disney Girl
When the school year has ended and classes are done, it is time to look south for some summer fun
Read moreI’m Glad That The Party is Over
I didn’t show up (and I’m not alone) as our founders sighed a celestial groan toward those who cheered and
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The Assassin
He hears vicious voices inside his head “That self-serving sh*t would be better off dead, so we can restore everything
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We Killed Another Leader Last Night
We Killed Another Leader Last Night We killed another leader last night, collapsing his subterranean site. What so proudly we
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Eaten By An Immigrant
A Whimsical Ode to Missing Animals Everywhere Hello, I am Felix golly gee Heaven is oh so heavenly my soul
Read moreShe’s Almost Dorothy Parker
A Chesterfield fast upon her lips (She’s almost Dorothy Parker) A whiskey neat at her fingertips (She’s almost Dorothy Parker)
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Coast To Coast AM With Art Bell
“The tinge of their taut skin is somewhat grey; their eyes are like dull, dark circles.” Wide awake in my
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