Jeremy Meeks: Sure I would date him

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I’ve always dated the Bad Boys. The ones that cheat, abuse, lie, and then leave me with nothing but a broken heart. So, would I date Internet sensation, Jeremy Meeks?  Of course I would, the list of losers I’ve dated were not nearly that good-looking! #sorrymom

Photo by Jaimie Beebe
Photo by Jaimie Beebe

I’ve read the horrible things the authorities are saying about this sexy monster, but when I look at his mugshot I really don’t care.   What I see are those ultra hot neck tattoos, the sad tear tattoo rolling down his face, chiseled features and those hard-core baby blues. All I can think about is unwrapping that orange jumpsuit on the hunt for more tattoos. I realize he used to be in a gang (and probably still is), but in our culture it’s ok to worship gangbangers since we glamorize thug life in rap music. Good job ‘Merica!

Photo by Jaimie Beebe
Photo by Jaimie Beebe

This gorgeous gangster was arrested on weapons charges and street terrorism, is that so bad? Hollywood makes movies about these sexy hoodlums all the time, Maybe Brad Pitt can play Jeremy in this movie and I’ll play the arresting officer. “Put your hands on the car and spread ‘em, you seductive heathen!” #sorrynotsorry

Photo by Jaimie Beebe
Photo by Jaimie Beebe

TMZ.com posted today that Jeremy’s come-hither look can bank him between $15-$30K a month! That’s an amazing amount of money for someone who’s spent most of his time either in prison or in a gang. Basically, if you’re a convicted felon, you’ve got two choices to be rich & famous: become a supermodel or a rapper. There’s no longer a need to laser off those arousing tattoos and go to college! Good job ‘Merica!

Photo by Jaimie Beebe
Photo by Jaimie Beebe

I wanted to get to know more about Steamy McMugshot and his scandalous life on the streets, so I searched the Internet for some gangster rap. Listening to Kanye West, I started to feel nauseous so I switched to Eazy-E and drifted into gangster dreamland staring at Jeremy’s kissable lips. I imagined us together like 2 Hard Mutha’s. #ihatekanye

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2 thoughts on “Jeremy Meeks: Sure I would date him

  • June 26, 2014 at 1:12 AM
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    Then you really do deserve any of the deleterious consequences of your poor choices in men. Women like this are the reason gender relations are disintegrating the most rapidly. MGTOW.

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  • Tim Forkes
    June 24, 2014 at 10:52 PM
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    Good Job ’Merica! Ha ha!

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