Bachelor Trash-Bag Blues

Dirty socks in a pizza box

No insurance and faulty locks

Old blue jeans and magazines

Checkbook needs some balancing

I can’t seem to lose

The bachelor trash-bag blues

Newspaper stolen from the next door neighbor

Kitchen needs some foreign labor

Cigarettes burning holes in the trash

Dirty clothes ain’t met their match

 I can’t seem to lose

The bachelor trash-bag blues

Coffee grounds spread all around

Egg shells making that snap-cracking sound

Banana peels stuffed in high heels

Eviction’s coming cause I didn’t pay my bills

I can’t seem to lose

The bachelor trash-bag blues

Yellow pages from prehistoric ages

Telephone calls and broken gages

Moldy cheese growing in the halls

I don’t know what I’m gonna do with my faults

 I can’t seem to lose

The bachelor trash-bag blues