Bachelor Trash-Bag Blues
Listen to this articleDirty socks in a pizza box
No insurance and faulty locks
Old blue jeans and magazines
Checkbook needs some balancing
I can’t seem to lose
The bachelor trash-bag blues
Newspaper stolen from the next door neighbor
Kitchen needs some foreign labor
Cigarettes burning holes in the trash
Dirty clothes ain’t met their match
I can’t seem to lose
The bachelor trash-bag blues
Coffee grounds spread all around
Egg shells making that snap-cracking sound
Banana peels stuffed in high heels
Eviction’s coming cause I didn’t pay my bills
I can’t seem to lose
The bachelor trash-bag blues
Yellow pages from prehistoric ages
Telephone calls and broken gages
Moldy cheese growing in the halls
I don’t know what I’m gonna do with my faults
I can’t seem to lose
The bachelor trash-bag blues
Greg Maier formed the Beasel Brothers in the late 1970s. The band played the college circuit and cut two demo tapes: Sunset Sessions 1986 and Living in the Past Lane. Today Maier plays small clubs and at private venues, covering many of the Beasel Brothers’ songs as well as new solo material. He can be reached at gmaier56@hotmail.com.
