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Donald Trump Makes Beer Great Again!

This Presidential Beer Stein is the best beer stein ever created because it’s not FAKE NEWS. You won’t see this on the CNN (Clinton News Network). Believe me. This novelty gift is going to be YUGE.

It is hand crafted in the same remote Chinese village who manufactured Trump Neck wear, so you know that these mugs are the best. They are big, a full 22 ounces ceramic signature mug perfect for coffee, beer, tea, or your favorite drink.

Each handcrafted mug features beautiful raised relief and authentic decoration, including Donald Trump’s famous mane. The head is cleverly hinged to allow pouring of your favorite beverage into the container. It’s made in China so we are not sure if there will be a YUGE tax on it in the coming months when it’s shipped to America.

The box says it’s “Fun and Functional” and it is. Because Trump doesn’t drink, these steins don’t allow easy consumption of alcohol, as the hinged head will bang into your nose.

“As a stein it’s not that functional to drink out of, sipping a cold brew out of Donny’s neck isn’t a very ergonomic operation,” said an Amazon reviewer. “But I bought it as more of a novelty show piece anyway so it doesn’t bother me a bit.

Another Amazon reviewer wrote, “Very funny! …was a huge hit. Seems incredibly fragile and should not be used for actual drinking but for show.”

Much like the man himself.

Available on Amazon for $29.99 and cheaper if you buy it used. If you would like to keep in the spirit of Trump by paying more than you should, you can find it on eBay for $99.

Beer is not included. We know that because when we popped open Trump’s head we discovered his brain was empty.


About the author

Douglas Christian

Douglas Christian was born in Germany and grew up in Boston. He spent great deal of time growing up with his grandfather, Arthur T. Gregorian, a notable Oriental Rug dealer and importer in Newton Lower Falls, MA. With him, Douglas traveled the world buying rugs in places as diverse as Iran and India. Later, Douglas produced a few books on Oriental Rugs; one was on Armenian Oriental Rugs and the other was published by Rizzoli and co-authored by his uncle entitled, Oriental Rugs of the Silk Route. Douglas attended the Park School in Brookline and Putney School in Vermont, a tiny progressive school in Vermont. He became enthralled with photography and rebuilt a 4x5 camera at Putney. Later during college, he attended the Ansel Adams Workshop at Yosemite, where he determined to pursue photography. He transferred to the School of the Museum of Fine Arts and received a BFA from Tufts. He ran a photographic studio for decades and photographed an array of people including politicos such as William F. Buckley, Jr., George McGovern, Edward Teller and Cesar Chavez. His photography URL is www.photographystudio.com. The pull of life away from family pulled him to try another profession closer to home and he ran a bookstore for several years and later recruited scientists such as Biostatisticians for pharmaceutical companies. He resides with his wife,Ayda Pourasad in Columbia Heights, Washington, DC. His twitter feed is @xiwix His LinkedIn account is www.linkedin.com/in/proanalysis/. Contact the author.
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