Humor Archives - Baltimore Post-Examiner

Could Carter Replace Biden on Presidential Ticket?

Plains, GA – In a startling new development, sources behind the scenes within the Democratic Party are saying that former

Let’s see, so far, today I have been called a libertard, retard, snowflake, F*^$ing A$$hole, POS, as well as advised

I love smart-alecky humor. This is the kind where you stick a needle in someone. The needle can be long

Towson University has the Towerlight; the University of Maryland has the Diamondback. At some point, every creative writing major finds

Welcome to the 12D9IN3W9800VKNAth Intragalactic Olympics, under way for the last 10 intergalactic light months. We’re half way through and

It’s perfectly clear that the whole thing was a conspiracy, this time of epic proportions. The government was involved, of

[Author’s note: The following is an encomium, a tribute to the living, which I had written in 1989, when dad

My friend Cleatus, among many other things, is a compulsive statistician. He’s one of those people who end up getting

[Author’s note: The following story is true somewhere in the world, I bet.] There was an old neighbor who borrowed

(The following events are real. Names have been slightly mangled to protect the guilty.) Dave Mendleson is gingerly removing hot,