Could Carter Replace Biden on Presidential Ticket?
Plains, GA – In a startling new development, sources behind the scenes within the Democratic Party are saying that former
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Plains, GA – In a startling new development, sources behind the scenes within the Democratic Party are saying that former
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Read moreMy friend Cleatus, among many other things, is a compulsive statistician. He’s one of those people who end up getting
Read more[Author’s note: The following story is true somewhere in the world, I bet.] There was an old neighbor who borrowed
Read more(The following events are real. Names have been slightly mangled to protect the guilty.) Dave Mendleson is gingerly removing hot,
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