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Mae West on MySpace

I can almost hear her voice
beckoning
to, “Come up
and see me sometime”
Sequins shine, hugging
curves which went
out of fashion, back when
coffee still cost a dime.

Her profile reads like
a back room novel;
her interests: mostly
of sex
And friends, so many
great Hollywood stars,
with the add of an
occasional ex.

Her blogs recall
tales of a torrid life,
a scandalous
litany.
Provocative pics,
though unmistakably
puckish,
my favorite: with W.C.

I am tempted to write,
to say I’m a fan,
and in truth, I
almost did.
But I stop when I
realize that all I’ve just seen,
is the work of
a twelve year old kid.


About the author

Anthony C. Hayes

Anthony C. Hayes is an actor, author, raconteur, rapscallion and bon vivant. A former reporter at The Washington Herald and an occasional contributor to the Voice of Baltimore, Tony's poetry, photography, humor and prose have also been featured in Smile, Hon, You’re in Baltimore!; SmartCEO; Magic Octopus Magazine; Destination Maryland; Los Angeles Post-Examiner; Alvarez Fiction and Tales of Blood and Roses. Contact the author.
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