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Online dating: Sex, virgins, and weird moments

Dating: It’s a whole, different world than it was for mom and dad, or granny and gramps, or those muddy, pooping, peeing, smelly, fly-infested, grazing animals in the back forty among lusty shepherds. Okay, so relating to animals is far […]

Online dating: Sex, virgins, and weird moments

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Dating: It’s a whole, different world than it was for mom and dad, or granny and gramps, or those muddy, pooping, peeing, smelly, fly-infested, grazing animals in the back forty among lusty shepherds. Okay, so relating to animals is far […]

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Charity Madness

It’s that time of year again, when Combined Federal Campaign (CFC) “keyworkers” approach federal employees nationwide in their gentle solicitation of employees’ dollars to fund any number of a

It Ain’t Easy Being a Deer

It ain’t easy being deer, I know it may sound queer, But everyone wants a piece of me I’m tall and I’m lean, Not the least bit mean, I’m just diggin’ nature, can’t you

Intragalactic Olympics

Welcome to the 12D9IN3W9800VKNAth Intragalactic Olympics, under way for the last 10 intergalactic light months. We're half way through and I'm ready to have the wife beam me home,

Beer

It all starts out quite innocently, that first adolescent sip of a fizzy concoction that looks all the world like someone’s urine sample. Initially, for most of us, it

Conspiracy

It’s perfectly clear that the whole thing was a conspiracy, this time of epic proportions. The government was involved, of course, as is always the case with every conspired plot.

Harley Haiku

[Note: I once worked as a technical writer at Harley-Davidson™ at the headquarters on Juneau Avenue inMilwaukee, Wis., which inspired the following haiku.]   What is this “V-Rod?” Blasphemous metric nuts, bolts And

President Dad

[Author’s note: The following is an encomium, a tribute to the living, which I had written in 1989, when dad was still with us. He is since gone, but

Gun safety for gang bangers

This spring has seen quite a lot of gun violence throughout America, much of which apparently can be attributed to gang activity, per reports on the issue. Often, Joe

World War II memories that never will be forgotten

The following story is a Memorial Day homage to a soldier. These are first-hand accounts, not gruesome, but amusing in their insight into one man’s slice-of-life recollections about his

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