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Consumer Product Safety Commission: Do not eat magnets

Having decided the Consumer Product Safety Commission should have better things to do with their time than protecting stupid people from the question, “What if I ate some magnets,” I decided to go buy some of these wonderful toys before […]

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Consumer Product Safety Commission: Do not eat magnets

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Having decided the Consumer Product Safety Commission should have better things to do with their time than protecting stupid people from the question, “What if I ate some magnets,” I decided to go buy some of these wonderful toys before […]

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